Testosticide

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.

Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.

by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007

Testosterollercoaster

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.

Testosterollercoaster.

by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011

genuine testofap

A form of masturbation, aggressive and self destructive. A man that uses steroids masturbates in an explosive manor, preferably in the common gymshower.

Alexander Kejonen was tired and horny after working his biceps at the gym, he noticed a slight growth of the upper arms and decided to celebrate with a genuine testofap in the gym showers. The other men in the showers were cheering and shouting in a mix of fear and delight until ejaculation.

by Penfield January 19, 2013

Bull Shark Testosterone

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.

GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"

by Aemuli September 18, 2018

testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

Testovaries

The genitalia of a very powerful woman, who doesn't need any men in her life. Woman Power!

Damn did you see her pair of testovaries

by QSFP1b4 April 26, 2019

Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010