the act of paying a hooker for sex then killing her to get your money back and save some cash just like in grand theft auto
by That Nigga Rob December 6, 2009
Get the Grand Theft Pussy mug.TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"
It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"
2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !
3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !
3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
Get the TIFT mug.Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Get the Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition mug.It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010
Get the Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 mug.When you go to an interview twelve or more times and after an extensive testing when you are completely exhausted they will tell you that you are suitable candidate and they are going to hire you. Instead they will fuck your asshole, manager after manager until it's full of cum and then kick you off back to the street where they think you belong.
by gandalf the greyt March 19, 2021
Get the TIETO mug.Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.
We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!
by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008
Get the grand theft dine-and-dash mug.When someone reposts art that doesn't belong to them without credit.
Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.
Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.
Person 1: Why is Art Theft such a big deal? It's just free exposure to the artist, lmao.
Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.
Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!
Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.
Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.
Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!
Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.
by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020
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