Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

Thunderbite

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

Thude

A term used to describe a non binary person with the pronouns they/them instead of saying dude

Hey thude come look at this or how’s it going thude

by Tranny Sammy April 8, 2019

Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.

Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.

by The Rockit February 24, 2010

thunder pot

A large pot or chamber kept in the back of a station wagon or SUV that is used to urinate or defecate to avoid having to pull over to use the restroom.

Sarah used the Thunder Pot on the way the Shelly's wedding to take a huge dump so we didn't have to pull over to the rest stop.

by Thunder dump mike November 17, 2015

Thunder Run

A high speed military convoy utilising heavy weapons, armoured vehicles and offensive tactics to reach a destination, most likely along a route of extreme danger. The strength, speed and intensity of the attack, coupled with the use of formidable weapons and equipment quickly overruns the surprised defending force.

The 3rd United States Infantry Division made use of the Thunder Run tactic to seize Baghdad from Iraqi forces, on the 5th of April 2003

by chargrilledawesome April 14, 2013

Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant

“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

by AlmondTester January 3, 2021