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thumbpacking

The act of pushing a soft penis in to a vagina with the aid of ones thumb.
Friend 1: Did you have sex with Sarah last night?

Friend 2: I couldn't get my dick hard so I had to give Thumbpacking a go.
by Thumbpacksman April 20, 2017
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Thumbsucker

An adult who whines about very trivial things. Making them appear childish.
A woman sitting at a traffic light, behind a car displaying a non-Christian Evolve Fish emblem, yelled unchristian obscenities to the driver.
The passenger in the car next to her rolled down his window, and calmly asked? "Do you realize how childish your behaving?"
At this she screamed more angry obscenities.
The passenger calmly waited for her to calm down, and as if speaking to a child, said. "Where's your mommy? Thumbsucker."
by Chat Noir May 24, 2008
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thumbcake

Someone who tries to ruin a party or gathering by doing something anti-social, i.e. someone who looks at a beautiful birthday cake and sticks their thumb in it. fuckhead dumb fuck punk ass bitch moron
Billy just sh*t in the punchbowl...that guy is a real thumbcake.
by DonPedro April 28, 2005
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thumbcock

When you are being photographed, you place your hand underneath an article of clothing --- for example, your jacket --- and allow your thumb to stick out near your groin area, to resemble a penis.
"The chess team's yearbook photograph was ruined when Dimitry decided to pull a thumbcock."

Another example:

"The photograph of the wedding party was ruined when one of the groomsmen decided to thumbcock the photographer."
by NJRogerFeld September 8, 2009
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Thumbactionist

1.) A boy or a girl who is an expert in sexting and finger talking.

2.) Someone who is extremely adept in using his or her thumb to have a full conversation on cell phone. These people are able to enjoy every action vicariously through cell phone chatting and text messaging. They hold the cell phone in such a way that their thumb (of the holding hand) can reach every button of the cell phone without any difficulty.
Jason can provide us upto date results of the NHL game through his blackberry sitting inside the rink. He is a thumbactionist !

Julia recently joined twitter and became a thumbactionist after meeting other single twitterers..
by Shazz Spazz (Vancouver, BC) September 4, 2009
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thumbsock

A glove for someone named DENNIS
It was cold in da hood so DENNIS put on his thumbsock!!
by Chris OZ Brown April 3, 2008
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thumbtacker

passing gas that feels like a bunch of thumb tacks coming out
Wow...that sounded like a thumbtacker!
by marray January 6, 2009
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