The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003

A-Side

popular person

"We are the only A-sides at this party."

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

Side

crystal meth; the "side" from "upside down", slang for the top 3 "hard" drugs

up being coke

side being meth

down being heroine

"I still feel like I'm tripping, probably because I did 2 grams of side this weekend"

by princess69 April 25, 2016

on-the-side

a) someone's sidekick
b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover

If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.

by Sexydimma March 06, 2015

angle side side

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.

student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.

by hudo January 20, 2010

Shebouygan Side-by-side

A unique game involving two male participants, facing one another, in which the players strapped their erect penises together with cinnamon dental floss(or some other fastening apparatus). The object of the game is to maintain your erection longer than your opponent. Obviously, homosexuals will have an advantage, though those of a high sexual fortitude may be able to overcome.

"That shebouygan side-by-side match was killer. Anthony lost his boner in less than 3 minutes. Scott was still rock hard and even spurted on him a little bit at the end.

by Dick Dazzler July 21, 2010

A Side

The front side of a woman/girl
Veginal fucking
Natural Straight Fucking

Her A Side is boring and loose,
I played my girls A Side last night, it was brand new - I played it for the first time.

by Sameer July 08, 2004