Call of Duty: Theories

Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!"

Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match.

Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE!

Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection.

Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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Call of Duty: Theories

Real Life Example:

- Map: Downfall -

{Player 1} - "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP! THIS MAP IS DUMB, SKIP THE MAP."

{Player 2} - "Hey kid how old are you?"

{Player 1} - "I'm 12. Why do you want to know?"

{Player 2} - "LOL. Hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. LOL. Every kid on here under 12 sounds fucking the same and they all fucking tell you to skip the map!"

{Player 3} - "Ya dude. This is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me."

{Player 1} - "Oh yea then how old are you?"

{Player 2} - "17"

{Player 1} - "Oh yea... well... I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!"

{Player 2} - " I bet you did"

{Player 3} - "LOL. You havn't even hit puberty yet kid. LOL. Matter of fact you probaly don't even know what fuck means.

{Player 2} - "LOL. He left. Evidently he didn't like us.

{Player 3} - "Oh well. He was on my team and doing nothing but getting his ass killed. Don't mind him leaving at all."

{Player 4} - "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

by Houck&Barker July 28, 2009

Rat Terrier

A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)

Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.

By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?

A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.

I love my Rat Terrier, Precious. She's kept me safe from evil mailmen for three years now! XD

by Figure.10 July 13, 2009

terriermon

A rabbit like character from the tv show digimon, who is actually based on the dog breed terrier, and not a rabbit as portrayed in the english dub. He is small and feisty, the clown of the series. First appeared in the only English movie; Digimon the Movie, and in the third japanese film; Digimon, Hurricane Touchdown/The Golden Digimentals.
He was first partnered with a young boy named Wallace, or Willis in the English version, and was the twin of the digimon Lopmon who was actually based on a rabbit.
In the original japanese version, Terriermon is named "Gumimon", after his babyII/in training stage. Lopmon is named after his babyII/in training stage in both versions, and is referred to as Cocomon.
The second and most recent time Terriermon was included in Digimon was in Season 3, Digimon Tamers, partnered with Henry Wong (a different Terriermon, however).
This Terriermon is where we have the phrase "momentai" from (also written as moumentai) which translates as "take it easy" or "relax", which sums up the tiny digimon nicely, calm and layed back, a reluctant fighter.
His most notable move is his "petit twister" or "Terrier Tornado" in the dub, in which he spins his long ears quickly to create a mini twister with great force.

"Bunny Blast!"
"Momentai, Henry."
"Growlmon! Where could he be hiding? This should be like trying to find a haystack in a haystack!"
~Terriermon

by Saphs March 19, 2008

Bull Terrier

a very unique looking dog that originates from england.has a head that almost looks as if it is pointed,and is descibed by most as "egg shaped".they come in many different coat colors,and also comes in a normal size,and a miniature size.a great example of a bull terrier is bullseye,the target mascot dog,which has a red target painted over it's left eye.

upon first seeing a Bull Terrier,most would consider it "ugly".but i find it a great looking dog,that makes i great pet.

by y2c January 17, 2009

terrier

Any of several usually small short-bodied breeds originally trained to hunt animals living underground

Like a big terrier with a little rat.

by snehal patkar October 18, 2004

Bull Terrier

An awsome dog that can be found in either minature or regular. The bull terriors are also very easy to groom their fur. They are also known to love playing games with toy balls.

Cool characters like Spud McKensie and Grimm are bull terriers.

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

Terries

From the Key and Peele Comedy Central sketch based on what to do should Terrorists take over a plane. Terrorists are referred to as "Terries".

"Terries were responsible for the 9/11 incident"

by Absolute Eternal March 28, 2019