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Beef Thermometer

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.
by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016
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thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.
I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.
by pentozali December 20, 2005
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Meat Thermometer

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.
by ChesterTM May 10, 2015
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Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
by DerekBennett May 16, 2014
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Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
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pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.
Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.
by styles of beyond December 14, 2005
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100% All Beef thermometer

by PSACS November 5, 2010
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