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Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"
Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"
by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012
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Thermal Rape

When one partner goes to bed in advance of their chosen partner, and warms it up. Then the second entrant arrives, at a later time, finding their side is cold, approaches without consent, the other person, to steal their warmth.
Hey Gifford, you look well rested today, it was so cold last night, did you crank the HVAC? No way, I dove into the sak 20 minutes after the unit, and prosecutsed a Thermal Rape.
by markalodian May 23, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Thermaling

Never gonna stop thermaling.”
by JustThermaling May 3, 2019
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thermal shutdown

The worst thing you can possibly ever get on an HP computer. It also blacks out your computer screen too.
"AW FUCK I GOT ANOTHER THERMAL SHUTDOWN. I HATE THIS LAPTOP!!"
by ROBLOXNoob246 November 28, 2021
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Butt Thermal

The leftover thermal energy found on a seat that has just been vacated.
"Wow, im picking up a huge butt thermal off this bench right now man"
"Yeah you should have seen the dude who was there before you, he was f*king huge"
by Cold Apache May 25, 2012
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thermal balls

When a blue collar worker has been wearing thermals and their balls marinating in sweat all day
Dude I took my pants off and the stench of thermal balls hit me in the face
by Alex childs February 12, 2023
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