Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

theeretsimp

a girl who simps for theeret and says erect instead of eret...they also convinced half of twitter eret wore his strawberry dress even tho he hasnt yet...she also started the erection vs errors war...

theeretsimp: ERECT!
theeretsimp:fuVK I MEANT ERECT
theeretsimp:WHAT THE FUVK AUTO CORECT
theeretsimp:ERET*
theeretsimp:finally....

by theeretsimp September 23, 2020

3 on the theee

This is a when three horny gents deliver a triple penetration session to a plus size female. Often involves mass quants of alcohol as a preparation ritual as this hot love adventure is not always planned in advance by the three gents. A favorite time of year for this activity is Labor Day Weekend most notably in the St Louis area. This is a true St. Louis classic.

Pipelayer Pompous Joe: Man I am exhausted after that 3 on the theee last nite it was full on.
JP Muffinstuffer: Zoom pa! What a wild ride! We went the distance tho. Gives me hi five brother!
The Admiral: Eeeerrrr !!!!

by thawr_out_the_duke September 2, 2018

tweezerhead

Someone who thinks they are a lot cooler than they really are.

Jim thinks he's a babe magnet but what a fricking tweezerhead.

by Mr. O. April 22, 2009