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Some of the theater kids got in trouble with the school administration for watching hentai backstage during the performance of Annie.
by hehe143 April 30, 2020
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*Sings Defying Gravity while walking in the hallways
*Dances in class randomly
*Is probably a member of the Newsies fandom
*Is not talking to themselves, but are actually rehearsing their monologue
*Has strange inside jokes with their fellow theatre kids
*Grabs other theatre kids food without even giving it a second thought
*Is gender blind and changes in front of ALL
*Probably obsessed with the current show they're in
*Loves the spotlight to a fault
*Is usually named Jordan, Madison, Drake, or Josh
* Is hated by all man kind
*Sings Defying Gravity while walking in the hallways
*Dances in class randomly
*Is probably a member of the Newsies fandom
*Is not talking to themselves, but are actually rehearsing their monologue
*Has strange inside jokes with their fellow theatre kids
*Grabs other theatre kids food without even giving it a second thought
*Is gender blind and changes in front of ALL
*Probably obsessed with the current show they're in
*Loves the spotlight to a fault
*Is usually named Jordan, Madison, Drake, or Josh
* Is hated by all man kind
Girl 1: Did you see her?
Girl 2: Yeah she just started singing out of nowhere...
Girl 1: Oh, she's one of those theatre kids.
Girl 2: Yeah she just started singing out of nowhere...
Girl 1: Oh, she's one of those theatre kids.
by ~Calvin March 13, 2019
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Wife: ok lmao
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Big Buff Husband that has a lot of muscles: they are a Theatre Kid lmao
Wife: ok lmao
*they griddy away to Spencer's®.*
by Honk Goop July 10, 2022
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Get the theatre kid mug.Typically those who attempt to take their group of friends into theatre, completely ruining the experience for everyone trying to have a good time. These kids will normally have their head stuck so far up the director's butt that they can see the light on the other side. Said kids usually have god complexes of themselves, think they're obviously superior, and spend the majority of their time worrying about how to show their body on stage instead of their acting.
Phil: Hey, I was thinking about trying out for the next play, do you know if i'll need to memorize a monologue?
Karen: Um, DUH. Idiot.
Phil: Sheesh, Stuck-up theatre kid. Just forget it.
Karen: Um, DUH. Idiot.
Phil: Sheesh, Stuck-up theatre kid. Just forget it.
by EllaMentry. September 3, 2009
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by a kid who likes theater October 5, 2020
Get the Theatre Kid mug.Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
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