The Flying Yank Wank

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder

Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one

by Langersss April 9, 2020

yank the hankey

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head

yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt

by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

Yank the ball and chain

To masturbate, the ball refers to the male testicles and chain refers to the actual penis

Man I'm so horny, time to yank the ball and chain

I'm so sore, I spent all day yanking the ball and chain

by LD;) October 10, 2017

Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021

The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

by radadam March 24, 2008

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023