lubin the tube 

jackin off/yankin the crank/grippin the ship/cakin the bacon/

that homo was lubin the tube to a playgirl!

lubin the tube by *M3* March 2, 2009

clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.

"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"

clog the tube by Watershellin June 25, 2008

elvis has left the tube 

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"

elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)

elvis has left the tube by Elzeal December 28, 2005

milk the tube steak 

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

milk the tube steak by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

lubing the tube 

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

lubing the tube by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

Put the tube in the hole 

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

Put the tube in the hole by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

Surfing the Tube 

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

Surfing the Tube by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017