sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

Part of the ship, part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.

This quote is commonly applied by users of the meme/porn/racist app iFunny, to signify a rising celebrities popularity within the app.

In reference to HyperCalisthenics recent popularity in iFunny, the comments read:

Part of the ship, part of the crew

by ChiefChurch August 14, 2020

Manning the Ship

A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".

"What are we drinking tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."

"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."

by TheMorningLark August 20, 2015

the captain of the ship

when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.

After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"

by Samuel T. March 29, 2008

Jumped the ship

When a boyfriend or girlfriend meets the parents of their significant other.

Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.

by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 1, 2010

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

Spin the Ship

the act of turning a womans tits so much that they tear off and can be kept as soveneirs

oh that hooker let me spin the ship but now shes dying in an alley.

by fuckaidsbabycunt July 9, 2011