The Italian Iso

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant on SportsNation

The Italian Iso wins another NBA championship.

by dooley207 November 11, 2009

The Italian Houdini

Picking up a girl in a bar using smooth Italian lines and charisma. Then you take her to a motel and make her pay half the hotel bill. Fucking her, and the blowing a load in her face after she gives you a blow job. Then, when she's in the bathroom, you grab your bottle of booze. Say you're going to get cigarettes and then vanish! Never to be seen again. Also called the Blow N Go!

"Hey bro! I met this hot chick last night and pulled The Italian Houdini!"

"Now way dude! That's badass!

by V Pak A.K.A Val Pak June 26, 2009

The Italian Job

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.

The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

The Italian Job

When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex

Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.

by The Cold Slawer January 9, 2019

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

The Italian lemon squeeze

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013