the hook up

a way to get something you want. either thru someone or something.

yo, i dont need to do hw cuz i got the hook up

by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

the hook up

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.

I got the hook up yo!

by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink”

“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night “
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”

by Lpnigga February 7, 2018

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the

break and getting away.

Girl 1: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Girl 2: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!"

by Kid Pseudo August 22, 2011