The woman in the red dress 

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

The woman in the red dress by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022

Devil With the Blue Dress

Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at molly now, here she comes
Wearin' her wig hat and shades to match
She's got high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin' her pearls and her diamond rings
She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything

She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Wearin' her perfume, chanel no. 5
Got to be the finest girl alive
She walks real cool, catches everybody's eye
She's got such good lovin' that they can't say goodbye
Not too skinny, she's not too fat
She's a real humdinger and i like it like that
She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the blue dress on
("good golly miss molly" interlude:)
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call
From the early, early mornin' 'til the early, early nights
See miss molly rockin' at the house of blue lights
Good golly, miss molly
You sure like to ball
While you're rockin' and rollin'
Can't you hear your mama call

Devil With the Blue Dress by Death Menace October 2, 2022

Dress the Squirrel 

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

Dress the Squirrel by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Dress the corn 

To shuck the corn. Synonymous phrase. Familiar to Eastern and Central PA

“He done went and dress the corn Pa”

Dress the corn by PhillyPat May 7, 2022

Dress the Goose

To thoroughly satisfy someone in bed.

Tiffany, you would be in a better mood if you’d find someone to dress the goose.

I think she’d be in a better mood if someone dressed her goose.

Dress the Goose by Nimkin March 6, 2026

Dress To The Left 

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

Dress To The Left by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

dress over the ass wasted 

When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.

*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*

1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"

dress over the ass wasted by ASBU March 20, 2010