the clap

An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.

That girls got the clap man, when she walks all you hear is "fwap fwap"

the clap by Ashleigh Bennett February 17, 2006

the clap

an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).

mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!

the clap by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005

The Clap

When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.

James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.

The Clap by Qwubyuxx October 15, 2009

The clap

"The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)

-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.

The clap by TristanTheHuman November 11, 2014

the clap

getting stuck in Halo while melee a person

guy 1: " i killed him"

Guy 2: but you caught the clap get away from me"
~Guy 1 explodes~

the clap by King sicksKILLs June 26, 2008

the clap

An awesome song by the band Yes. Steve Howe is amazing.

props to anyone who can play The Clap

the clap by shnozzleberry macphereson April 27, 2006

the clap

The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap."

"After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."

the clap by Nappy Dave September 4, 2007