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Baby Bird

When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.
That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.
by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008
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Baby bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and she then transfers it back to you by a kiss.
My girlfriend didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I did, so she tricked me with a baby bird when she kissed me and got the cum into my mouth!
by BIGSOUTH620 May 15, 2013
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baby bird

When a girl goes down on a guy and after he loses it in her mouth instead of swallowing she kisses him and spits it in his mouth.
dude that chick from the dairy queen totally baby birded me.
by Tessy November 8, 2007
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baby birding

A posture where a chick is kneeling, mouth agape awaiting a massive deposit of baby batter. The receiving posture of a money shot
Dude did you skeet in her face? Yeah, she was totally baby birding!
by reppintha423 April 29, 2012
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baby birds

moochers with a drug problem. lacking the resources to support their own habit, they expect friends and acquaintances to provide party favors and will shamelessly make a nuisance of themselves with begging, longing looks and expectant open beaks. accompanied by "cheep cheep" noises.
Scott: I'm gonna come by to try out this new stuff I picked up.

Me: The baby birds will be so excited!
by one eye shut July 21, 2009
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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
by djaguar September 12, 2013
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Baby bird

When you fuck someone from behind and blow your load on their back,then you slurp it outta their ass crack....then quickly spin them around and feed it to them like a baby bird!
The only way my girl will swallow my load is if I baby bird her!
by Big Joe 76 January 13, 2018
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