Wiz You

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".
{From the Sponge Bob Square Pants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,

Wiz you! What's that horrible smell?

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

Show-Wiz

The process of taking a shower and then pissing during that shower.

Guy 1: "The hell man?! What are you doing?!"

Guy 2: "I'm taking a Show-Wiz."

by Akimbo Midgets May 23, 2010

wiz dick

When you can't get a boner after taking speed also known as amphetamine.

Guy to friend " bro last night i she wanted it but i had wiz dick "

by Gedxbjutexvhh February 12, 2017

Wiz Khalifa

When you need to take a piss really bad

Holy shit I need to take a wiz khalifa

by X_bbg_06 January 22, 2019

Jiz Wiz

When you have to piss right after cumming

UNGH! fuck, now I have to jiz wiz...

by OEBlaze August 21, 2009

wiz khalifa

When at the urinal, you think you have to fart, only to accidentally crap your pants.

That fast food messed me up, I was at the urinal and just wiz khalifad my drawers.

by phoenix4674 February 19, 2017

WIZ STATION

1. A place to urinate.

2. Usually a rest room or bathroom facility.

3. A place to deposit liquid waste.

John used the back seat of Sally's car as a Wiz station. Boy was Sally Wized!

by ABSOLUTE June 30, 2009