Vat Da Faak

A more clean way to write "What The Fuck", having the same meaning as WTF

Oh Vat Da Faak?

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

vat o'sop ding

a COMPOUND definition! requiring SOME imagination! :

'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)

the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !

it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !

i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !

by michael foolsley September 2, 2022

Vat

A cat and a van put together.

There's a vat in my garage!

by Boi this bee och February 10, 2023

vat person

Under the city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, there is a large underground government storage facility where surplus "government cheese" is kept. Under this facility is another facility in which people are grown in vats. These "vat people" can be recognized in public by their shockingly similar appearance to other people. If you ever see a person who has a striking resemblance to another person, they are most likely a "vat person".

Yo, did you see that guy over there? I could have sworn I've seen him before.

Yup, I see him. Definitely a vat person.

by argus.thundersword September 21, 2022

21 plus vat

When a person is aged to 21

How old are you,
I am 21 plus vat

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

Vat

Turkish version of Wat

self explanatory
since Turkish people are known to not have a W in there alphabet they replace it with a V instead

Joel: Vat? Who tf is that?
Josh: no idea

by DIabloancientdestroyer343 May 10, 2023

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022