The United tax

The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.

"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"

by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019

the united states

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.

The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.

by stophurtingme May 14, 2014

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

The United Holy Church of Santa

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

down with the unity

A term, originated by the popular 311 song "Unity" which is a kick-ass song by the way, which meants that you are down, or you agree with, the unity, or a united peoples. basically you just want everyone to be able to chill together and just have a good time, and you're down with that, fo sho.

"Are you down with the Unity" -Me.
"Hell YES, im p-nut of COURSE im down with the unity fool" -P-nut

by MILK AND CEREALLL November 22, 2005