The Satchmo

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

The Snatcher

The tall creature with many limbs that wears your skin after the black sludge that used to be your insides melts out of every hole in your body. Requires M&M's.

Person: John has been gone for a long time. Is he okay?
John( The Snatcher in disguise): Hello. I am exist.

by Mr. Shog December 5, 2022

The Snapchat Update

The day Snapchat Fucked us all

Back in my day, before the Snapchat Update, Snapchat had equity.

by Fucksnapchat February 10, 2018

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

margaret thatcher the cum snatcher

"Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.

Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."

by Edward dick hands November 30, 2021