The Smurfette

Take a bitch into a Porta Shitter and rail her from behind. Start very quietly say "oh yeah Smurfette" Progressively get louder until the unsuspecting bitch asks you "who is Smurfette" Promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say " YOU'RE SMURFETTE BITCH!!! " You can also use Cunt if you prefer.

Hey Jarett ! I just gave your mom the Smurfette!

by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010

charging the smurfy president

Having sex.

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.

by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009

The Smurf Cartel

A term used to represent the Smurfs and/or their franchise.

You can bid farewell to the Smurf Cartel, and remember well the name of Gargamel.

by isaacneosoap March 1, 2026

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011

off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 10, 2021

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending

Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend

by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011