shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson

"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova

"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz

"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe

"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson gave me" - One fine fox
by Slick Willie October 03, 2002
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Getting a girl off by stimulation of the first and middle finger in the vagina while slipping pinky finger into the anus for additional pleasure.
Examples of the shocker are:

Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

It's all something like that ;-)
by The Edge and friends December 30, 2005
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Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
by The REAL Devil November 11, 2005
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i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?
by anonymous April 15, 2003
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during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.

two for the pink, one for the stink
by Spadge March 09, 2003
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A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 01, 2008
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N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack

"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
by Chiefnutz October 27, 2005
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