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the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe
I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face
by docdealer69 February 5, 2014
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The False Prophet

The False Prophet, also known as Amos Costeno, is a dark figure that haunts the school hallways. He roams the halls with a menacing aura, his eyes piercing and cold, his face twisted into a sinister grin. He thinks he is the ruler of the school, a prophet sent by some dark force to bring chaos and destruction.

Amos moves with an unsettling grace, his footsteps barely audible as he glides across the floors. He wears a long black robe that drapes over his thin frame, and his hair is long and tangled, falling over his face like a veil of shadows. He carries a staff made of dark wood, adorned with strange symbols that seem to glow in the dim light.

The False Prophet's presence alone sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to cross his path. He speaks in hushed whispers, his words laced with malice and deceit. He preys on the weak and vulnerable, promising them power and glory in exchange for their souls. His followers are many, all of them drawn to his dark charisma and the promise of something more.

Amos Costeno truly believes he is the master of the school, the one true prophet of some twisted religion. He enforces his twisted ideology with an iron fist, punishing those who dare to question his authority. The school hallways are his domain, and he will stop at nothing to maintain his power.
The False Prophet (a.k.a. Amos Costeno) is a spine-chilling character that haunts school hallways, relishing in the manipulation of those around him. With an inflated ego, this higher being delights in terrorizing his peers with his cruel and twisted actions, leaving a trail of fear and discomfort in his wake.
by SuperMajesticStar April 5, 2023
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The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
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in accordance to the prophecy.

Phrase that you mumble at the end of ever sentence to add that special exclamation point that is hard to dictate in verbal communication. Also helps with distancing yourself from other individuals. The phrase is particularly effective in work or office settings.
Boss: Can you send out a memo to our group about the new direction?

You: Sure, I will send that memo tomorrow...in accordance to the prophecy.

Boss: wtf?
by Lost Almost February 27, 2011
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The PropheC

The PropheC is an Urban Desi artist from the Canadian city of Calgary. He is the most noteworthy Urban Desi artist in the province and is catching eyes as Canada's next big artist. He has been classically trained and has been performing since the age of 5 at desi festivals and culture shows. That young boy then grew up and got heavily involved in Calgary's hip hop scene, producing for the premiere rappers in Calgary at the age of 15. In an April 21st 2009 interview with Bobby Friction and Dj Nihal, The PropheC confirmed that he has been classically trained and performing since the age of five, and producing since 15. This includes work with DeepC, Tarren, King Jamez and Castleridge. He has been in medium rotation, recently being featured on BBC Radio 1’s Bobby Friction and Nihal as an up-and-comer in the Urban Desi Music industry and also on RedFM’s Punjabi Takeover with Nick Chowlia in Vancouver. The PropheC was on Vancouver’s Top 10 bhangra charts in the month of May in 2009. According to a feature done by popular Desi site Simply Bhangra, The PropheC writes, sings, produces and engineers all of his songs by himself. According to the PropheC’s official fan club, the release date has been officially set to June 15th, not the May 15th date announced on Vancouver’s RedFM, due to distribution problems.
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by KingJatt May 31, 2009
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The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.
"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"
by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021
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The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one
Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman
by S0u134t3r26 October 2, 2022
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