by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010
Get the Priested mug.A metal object which is used when fishing to knock the fish out and stop them jumping all over the boat. Looks proper funny when the fish gets battered. (Pun not intentional.) It has a handle and a lump of metal on the end.
"Pass the priest this bastard mackerel is jumping all over."
*smack smack*
"There it can't jump with no brains."
*smack smack*
"There it can't jump with no brains."
by The wrath September 4, 2005
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1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
Get the Priest mug.1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
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Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
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Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
Get the priest mug.Person 1: “I think I have a Priest kink.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”
Person 2: “ What the fuck?”
Person 1: “It means I want to fuck my pastor.”
by cyberhoe December 1, 2021
Get the Priest Kink mug.by Atheneite October 5, 2017
Get the Turbo Priest mug.Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
by ProClifo November 27, 2018
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