Porn on the Cob

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

by zRexxz June 24, 2018

the internet is for porn

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change

Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn

by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007

The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

The Porno Equation

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.

First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009

Willy The Pornstar

Willy the pornstar

I watched Willy the pornstar - he was my favourite pornstar of all time

by naMhteiK98 March 7, 2017

the pornonet

the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.

Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."

by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007