pond

The true pronunciation of pwned.

Your mom.
POND!!!!!!!

by ClaptonTown October 24, 2006

pond

the past tense of "pwned" which is technically already past tense but who cares

LOL pond!!, i poked holes in the end of your condoms when you weren't looking, your a father now

by GoneFeral March 10, 2008

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

Melody Pond

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

shit pond

A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.

Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.

by Zuzzy Foeller April 25, 2014

Pond Blaster

When you have a wank and ejaculate in the bath while it’s full of water

Person one: Dude I had a really nice Pond Blaster last night.
Person two: Thats disgusting

by Spastic_Boy_69420_Haha November 10, 2019

Over the pond

A Norwegian term from when you're travelling across the Atlantic ocean between the US and Europe.

I'm going over the pond for a visit.

by Stein-Ivar October 1, 2009