The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

the Michael bay effect

When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings

Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA

by lifehater678 May 29, 2017

The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection

Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019

the michael

the act of a man performing fellatio on himself

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael

by John M. Atwater July 30, 2008

The Michael Palin

going pole-to-pole.
a male, male, female threesome where the female has a male at each end.

me and my mate done the michael palin with a bird last night.

by dj cooney August 27, 2009

The Michael Half-Smile

Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.

Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.

by alleex June 5, 2013

Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008