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Lord of the Rings 

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.
Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
Lord of the Rings by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

Lord of the Rings 

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings
Lord of the Rings by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

Lord of the Rings 

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings
Lord of the Rings by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

Lord of The Rings Gollum 

The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.

Lord of the Rings lie-in 

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

lord of the rings ending 

when a movie ending drags on forever, you think it's over but it just keeps adding stuff on (example the ending of lord of the rings return of the king hence the name)
Kid1:Hey is that movie any good?
Kid2: Yea, but it's got a " lord of the rings ending" so by the end of it your just like "GOD end already!!!"
lord of the rings ending by Lymeric November 12, 2007