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Hon the lads

A term used for inspirational purposes or encouragement among a group of lads
to encourage your mates or teammates before a match "HON THE LADS"
by gg1992 August 8, 2011
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Tits out for the lads!

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.
Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!
by Nick J Liverpool February 25, 2009
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what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
by Pete September 7, 2003
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The Lady of Rage

A really dope MC from the 90s. She was with Death Row and collabed with legends like Dre, Snoop, and Pac; know for extremely ill lyrics and a sick flow, when she's known at all. A truly great and underrated rapper. Her album
"Necessary Roughness" is a real classic.
me:Why the hell is there no definition for the Lady of Rage, and what the fuck is shopping cart rage??
random dude:Who?
me:You know, the legend from the 90's? Classic album necessary roughnesss? Collabed with Snoop and Pac?
random dude:You mean Wiz khalifa and Lil Wayne? cause they be gettin' bitches!
me:(turning off safety....BANGBANGBANG....BANG....)
Brian Williams:Tonight. A triple homicide and a sucide.... all at the hands of the same person....
by chronicallydope June 26, 2012
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One of the lads

A woman or girl who has a lot of male friends and often behaves like a man whilst in their company. These women are very happy individuals as they can hang out with a lot of hot guys without it being totally obvious that they would very much like to bang them. (see harem queen)
"How come you don't feel uncomfortable walking around in your undies in front of Corinne? Doesn't she cop a perve at your bits?"
"No, it's cool. She's one of the lads!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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The Ladder of Sex

The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest

There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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The Lads

A faceless entity on which to blame anything that goes wrong.
"Davo your van is knackered."
"It wasn't me, it must have been the lads!"

"Hitler, why did you invade Poland?"
"The lads must have done it!"
by L T D April 13, 2013
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