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kentucky thumb

The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.

Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."
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The Kentucky Thumb

A sex position where you put your thumb in someone.
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kentucky thumb

1 A sex position where you shove your thumb down a hole in your S/O neck.
2 A life saving procedure when you fuck with a slap round
A gave my girl a Kentucky thumb and she came faster then Scott to the ER.
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kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.
“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”
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Kentucky Thumb

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular
Scott almost died from his .50 but he gave himself a Kentucky Thumb
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Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.
She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out
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Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb into a hole. To save your life or just for fun.
The 50 cal exploded and He used the ol' Kentucky Thumb to save the day.
by GN_CLB May 20, 2021
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