The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.
My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.
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The Kentucky Thumb is a sex position in which you stick your thumb in your partner's ass and/or vagina while she's cumming. God may disapprove, but Mat will be happy.
*Wife comes home.* Wife:"Can we try something new?" Husband:"Howabout the kentucky thumb?" Wife:"What's that?" Husband:"You'll see."
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When you have life ending bleed and you stop it with your thumb while you wait for EMS

Coined due to Kentuky ballistics 50 bmg exploding and having to stick his thumb into his neck to stop the bleeding and ultimately saved his life
Just give it The Kentucky Thumb Before you bleed out
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When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months
Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year
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The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.
Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.
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The Kentucky thumb is after a sexual maneuver you stick your thumb in her anus to make sure she is all right
Hey Scott, I heard you gave your girl the Kentucky thumb last night
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