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Hoax Coke

The act of ordering or asking for (politely/not politely) a diet soda, when received, the soda being normal.
Cashier: What may I get you to drink with that?

Customer: A diet Coke please.

(2 minutes later with full order)

Customer: Aww man! He gave me a Hoax Coke. I am very uncomfortable.
by Christian Pollak March 1, 2009
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Bathtub Hoax

Theorem which proves that the masses can and will be manipulated for comedic purposes.
"Look at the suntanned people pouring out of that church -- it's a bathtub hoax."
by as cheap as toasters December 3, 2004
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Big Fat Hoax

A fave new term coined by the 45th POTUS for the impeachment inquiry.
I have been repeatedly targeted and victimized by these traitorous loser Democrats who have conceived of this Big Fat Hoax to attempt to elevate the US Constitution above me.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019
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Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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Ultimate Democratic Hoax

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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Refers to the attempt by a Very Conservative student to gather sympathy by coming to class looking and claiming he was beaten up by liberals. On top of that he tried frame left-wingers by sending hate/death threats to prominit conservative students on campus in hopes off giving the publisity.
The sutdent responsible for this hoax got national attention thanks to the Right-Wing Noise Machine who blew the insident out of porportian before the whole story unfolded. The Student later admitted to police that he had made it up.
by Bob_the_Patriot January 16, 2008
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The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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