The Helen Keller 

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

The Helen Keller by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

The Helen Keller 

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.

Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it

The Helen Keller by andjee December 28, 2020

the helen keller 3 

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts

yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!

the helen keller 3 by punk hoe April 16, 2022

The Helen Keller 

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

The Helen Keller by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

The Helen Keller 

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

The Helen Keller by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

A day in the life of Helen Keller by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

A day in the life of Helen Keller by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024