Glazin' the chicken wing 

to blow your wad in your girls armpit

Last night while I was banging my girlfriend I pulled out and blew my wad in her armpit. When she asked what the hell I was doing I told her I was "Glazin' the chicken wing"

Glazin' the chicken wing by J-J-JEW-UNIT April 14, 2009

glazing the living room 

verb

1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place

1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."

glazing the living room by l-sizzzzle June 18, 2008

glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.

i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut

glazing the doughnut by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009

glazing the doughnut

simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!

Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"

glazing the doughnut by Daniel Wray June 25, 2007

The Sudanese Glazing 

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.

1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.

The Sudanese Glazing by anonymous April 15, 2025

Glaze the Bowl 

when somebody tops a white powdery substance(of an illegal kind) to the top of the bowl.

"damn that's some shiney bowl of pot an!! "

-"U dumbass we like to glaze the bowl"
-"Damn maybe I should glaze mine next time!"

Glaze the Bowl by googen March 20, 2013

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

Glazing the Pot by Spen15M June 19, 2016