gideons

1. A group of people that puts Bibles into hotel rooms.
2. A secret government cult of anonymous suit-wearing agents that monitors every action of hotel room occupants and writes threatening messages on the wall in blood when drinking glasses are accidentally broken buy an innocent game of hacky-sack.

1. That was so thoughtful of the gideons to put this Bible in that drawer.
2. Help!!! The gideons are after us. We have to leave the country. Now.

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

Gideon

To be gone.

An exaggeration of something disappearing

That car went so fast, now its gideon

Where's John? Hes gone like gideon

by Pawley the beast May 29, 2017

gideon

one who watches for whales, looking for Moby Dick (a.k.a. Captain Ahab)

He likes fat girls, he is a gideon.

by pilige November 26, 2010

Gideon

Absolute fucking shit. Anyone named Gideon makes you wanna die.

I fucking hate Gideon.

by bleachingwithchildren June 30, 2016

Gideon

A ballsack and giant testicle.

It's a Gideon!

by JK_horse May 10, 2017

gideon

A Gideon is one who is also known as an Acid Boy.

Raquel: "Come here my Gideon! My little Acid Boy!"

by The Golden Alligator December 22, 2006

Gideon

Gideon is a very kind hearted soul. He may appear skinny but sooner he will be bigger then all the other men! He will always be there for his friends any time. He is a very loyal guy!

Gideon will always be there for me

by LadyGaga_Gaga May 10, 2022