the gentleman

the act of turning around and farting in a girl's face after she has just given you felatio

Marteese was so pleased with the young girl's job, that he gave her the gentleman.

by Steelydan February 26, 2005

The Gentleman's Cut

Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.

Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.

*Gets out clippers

by PoltRon June 2, 2014

(The) Gentlemans Lift

The act of steadily, but with confidence, lifting your heels up and rocking your weight from the ball of your feet and back to your heels again. Repeat this process, at the very least 4 times, while standing around with one male friend (minimum).

Yesterday, while smoking my pipe and doing (The) Gentlemans Lift, I had a fruitful conversation with one of my male acquaintances.

by Gustaf Sherman October 10, 2013

The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

by Amynonomous May 13, 2014

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

the gentleman's surprise

Urban Dictionary-
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.

"herman left the gentleman's surprise in my brother's helmat, hah hahhahahahahaha"

by Austin Johnson/ Steve Sutton November 14, 2007

The Gentleman

The act of receiving a blow-job while smoking a cigarette, taking a shit, and reading the newspaper.

Damn, I just pulled off The Gentleman with the

dumbest bitch I have ever seen.

by yesimernie November 14, 2010