Gardening

Plowing a ho

I'm going to do some gardening tonight

by Koltgemini February 11, 2019

The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.

X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.

by Jesus599 March 25, 2010

Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

Garden

Where nature is located at home.

I found a frog outside in the garden.

by SomeoneNew May 26, 2018

The Garden

The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.

Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.

by Marizipan August 20, 2008

gardener

a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits

mark he's such a gardener

by joshfromseeviciswellcool January 31, 2007

gardener

short for uphill gardener. Gay slur

by Anonymous October 19, 2003