nudging the C

V. Getting busy. Fornicating.

Last night I was nudging the C with my girl, and I finished off with a turner and hootch.

by Mr. Rosewater November 11, 2008

Mr. A and B the C of D

someone who is the coollest person i've ever met. the

A= Above
B= Beyond
C= Call
D= Duty

-dude did you see Mr. A and B the C of D?
-no man who is he?
-HE IS ONLY THE COOLEST PERSON TO LIVE!!!!!!

by Mr. A and B the C of D January 28, 2010

the C word

It pains me to utter it because the FBI will probably investigate me for it, but the C word refers to "Christmas." Originally derived from the Roman Saturnalia (observed on the winter solstice) and still viewed by some as a pagan holiday, in 2005 it was made illegal to say this word when preceded by the word "merry." Also, according to federal law, if anyone now directs the dread term "Merry Christmas!" towards a non-Christian, the mandatory minimum punishment is 20 lumps of coal for Christmas, as well as castration (it is a sort of forced New Year's resolution that you will give up your sexuality, male or female). In accordance with the law, in 2005 President George W. Bush sent out "Christmas" cards which simply read "Happy Holidays!" This is now the official legal term for the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. Acceptable alternatives are "Merry Festivus!," "Yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza!," and "Happy Boxing Day!" (None of the three deal with religion, so they are legally acceptable now).

Christian Dude: "Have a very Merry Christmas!"

Baha'i Chick: "Oh my God, I can't believe you just said the C word to me! Isn't it obvious that I'm Baha'i? At least you could have said 'yo bitch, hava bomb ass Kwanza' or 'happy holidays.' Jeez, this is like ten times worse than the time you called me a cunt! I'm gonna have to call the cops on you now, you know."

Christian Dude: "No, please, I didn't mean it! I don't want to be forced to make a New Year's resolution to lose my manhood!"

Baha'i Chick: "Oh grow up, no one keeps their New Year's resolutions anyway. Besides, you're Asian, so the new year doesn't come for like another month for you."

by MPM December 28, 2005

Knock the C out

To get hit so hard that the C is knocked out of you.

The "C" in question is a mouth guard used in sports. Such as Boxing or any other close combat sport.

I'm gonna knock the C out of you.

by POOP-FACE April 27, 2009

j to the c

Another way of saying Jesus Christ, as if annoyed.

At what age should women stop using Snap Chat filters? J to the C, it's really annoying to see 50 year olds with pink noses and whiskers.

by Trainer_nic September 19, 2017

the C

THe C is the fugly ist little B-otch who once made love to her best friend Shwanger. IT is crazy and wants to love anything even resenbling a male human. The C is really more of a concept...

You are about as fugly as The C!!

by Aaron Beninstine July 10, 2004

The C.U.M Zone

Canada, USA, and Mexico. Aka North America’s nickname.

Some European person: I wanna go for a vacation somewhere in the C.U.M Zone!

Other European person: Wait, don’t you mean North America?

by RudolfMagnusson August 10, 2021