burning the tip

When you try to fuck a freshly baked pie or other good and you burn the tip of your penis.

Chad: "Hey bro, want me check the temperature of this pie?"
Brett: "Yeah dude!"

Chad: "Alright I'm gonna put my dick in it."
Brett: "Nah bro, you're gonna end up burning the tip"

by titsdeep November 27, 2016

Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.

She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.

by CRL_2 June 11, 2023

Burning the Paint

means to smoke the roach of a blunt. Originates from three high schooler's in Oakland who put the roach into the window of a hotwheels car, and smoked the roach by inhaling through the other window. This "burned the paint" on the top of the car, hence the saying.

stoner #1: yo bruh do you throw away the roach when you're almost burning yo fingers?

stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.

by OakStoner April 14, 2010

burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

by dan September 3, 2004

burning the chicken

Burning the chicken refers to fucking up something of utmost importance. You don't want to burn the chicken, EVER, trust me.

J: I'm gonna go drive drunk and run over some people.
K: Dude, that is like the definition of burning the chicken.

by dropacidnotbombs February 22, 2011

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010