The Bible

A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.

The Kama Sutra is the Sex Bible.

by 8_Balled January 28, 2005

The Bible

The single most common source for chewy joint rolling papers.

I rolled hella joints with Romans 14:2 from the Bible.

by Powderhead May 13, 2007

The Bible

The funniest comedy of the millennium, due to the ridiculous actions, thought processes, and mindsets and beliefs held by the main character, God, and the absurdist nature of the events that happen throughout the story.

Person 1: Did you read the Bible today?
Person 2: *recalls Exodus 4:24-26 and other funny verses*

Also Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 Yet Again: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Person 1: Funniest thing I've ever read.

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

The Bible

A long ass paragraph that has to do with something extremely simple.

"Yeah, I'm not about to read a reply that is literally the bible on a comment that was a joke."

by SmithJacks September 15, 2020

The Bible

If I had to describe life in 783,137 words it would look something like this.... I might need an editor...

Hym "The Bible works pretty well but it violates the basic premise of the game. You're using someone else's answers to the test."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2022

The Bible

The only book in the world that nobody has read cover to cover

Person 1: Have you finished the bible?
Person 2: no one has...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

Bible

A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.

STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.

Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.

1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.

100 stacks equals a bible.

10 books equals a bible.

Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000

Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000

Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?

Tom: around 17 bibles

Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000

by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022