the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

by Joey October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).

I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.

by Sex Ed. Teacher October 7, 2003

The Birds and The Bees

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.

EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?

by K- Eazy September 8, 2015

The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.

1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!

by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020

the birds and the bees

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.

Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.

by calandale November 17, 2014

The Bees and the Bees

Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Bees and the Bees would be two men, because of the stingers typifying a penis. Also, a bird is a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman, so the Birds and the Birds would most likely be the lesbians.

See also "The Birds and the Birds."

In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Bees and the Bees."

by AmbroseChapel March 30, 2011

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003