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The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.
I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.
by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017
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The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012
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grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest
"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."
by Jay Kang November 5, 2006
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The Bacon

When something is so good, it can only be described as 'the bacon' relating to how good bacon is.
'Wow that film was the bacon!'
by George E-OR B007nd October 14, 2008
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Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.
Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
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flip the bacon

turning it over and getting a huge win lino style.
"did you see lino flip the bacon?"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"
by Cody Riesterer May 16, 2012
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Cut the Bacon

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.
by ronathanasaurus July 7, 2010
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