The sex act in which the man shaves his partners head bald, and paints a target on the shaven region. He then has sex with the girl, and when he is about to bust, he pulls out, and the girl moves (at least) 15 feet from him. He then attempts to shoot his jizz on target. The closer to the bull's eye he gets, the more the guy can boast.
by S-Bert August 23, 2006
Get the Bald Eaglemug. by JonTheGeek January 22, 2008
Get the bald eaglemug. If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
by Moose4413 January 6, 2009
Get the Bald Eaglemug. when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 6, 2003
Get the The bald eaglemug. by carnivipony September 28, 2010
Get the bald eaglemug. Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
by mosh 54 February 9, 2010
Get the Bald Eaglemug.