textiquette

the syntax and correct grammar in texting
using different slang and language than you would in formal writing

nothing is worse than getting a text saying "k."

Person 1: Dude, I just got a text saying k, what a waste of a text.
Person 2: Dude yea that sucks, what terrible textiquette..

Person 1: People need to learn to use proper textiquette!!
Person 2: Why whats up?
Person 1: Some people write novels but like its just a text! and i hate when people abbreviate stupid shit like dont put l8er.. it really isnt that much easier to put an 8 than an a and t...
Person 2:dudeee that's so beat what a toooool

by Pittgirl821 January 15, 2011

Testitude

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.

by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

Tattitude

The air of arrogance that most heavily tattooed people have.

Spider Murpheys Tattoo Shoppe is great; if you can deal with the tattitude of their employees.

by little miss addict October 2, 2009

textiquette

being polite when text messaging: no spamming, be short, go easy on capitals, be personal. watch for double meanings (is LOL "laugh out loud" or "lots of love"? could get you punched in the nose!) and no text overload or you might move onto the world of "textual harassment".

Right textiquette: ILU! CU l8tr!
Wrong textiquette: I love you I love you I love you please see me OMG I think we should be 2gether. Did you get this text? Call me! LU! LOL! IXXXXXU!

by Foddy December 23, 2007

Textiquette

The etiquette used when texting people, especially people you've just met or that just don't know you very well.

"Why do you have, like, 14 unread texts from Randy?" "He has horrible textiquette, every time I don't answer his first text right away he sends, like, a dozen more and starts freaking out."

by NeverLetItRest March 15, 2009

Testitide

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.

As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.

by Random_selection August 3, 2008

Texticide

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.

P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!

by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009