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Texticate

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.
by Beauty22 February 24, 2010
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textmate

n. condition or situation where after texting another for hours and all topics have been thoroughly explored, no further texts, acronyms, emoticons, etc. are possible.

After text partner divulges unimaginable news to which one cannot respond. Akin to checkmate in chess.
I texted Matt for six hours last night, til we had nothing left to say. I was like textmate! I'm going to bed.
by kk shuffle December 30, 2012
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Textate

to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone.
My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted sent.
by hawkerpilot July 1, 2009
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Textipation

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.
"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.
by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007
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textipation

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.
My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.
by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009
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Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
by jdtam September 1, 2010
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Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.
Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)
by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014
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