textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

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textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

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textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.

What does BMW stand for?

Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

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textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

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textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl January 16, 2009

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Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

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Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

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