Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.

I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.

by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014

Testicide

To commit suicide by shooting oneself in the balls.

"I gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?"

by GregTheShowerDemon1 November 20, 2011

testicide

Any act or stunt whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the strength, but will more than likely demonstrate the weakness, of one's testicles.

That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.

by TBoneRaw February 1, 2020

Texticide

When you text while driving, walking across the street, or doing anything else that requires your full attention.

Molly was texting me when she she crashed into a tree. She committed texticide.

by belzerworld October 5, 2010

testitis

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles

you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face

by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010

TestiTicklre

The act of lightly tapping the scrotum with the tongue while giving a blowjob.

I gave him the TestiTicklre and he loved it.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

testitis

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day

Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"

by RickJustice February 27, 2019