mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 4, 2007

finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester

After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.

by bummblebee tuna September 17, 2007

game tester

just like a normal software tester game testers play to test the game to see if there is any bug in the game or not...

a guy who gets money for playing and testing games which r not even released

crazy gamer : hey yo what do u do u lazy boring human...go get a life man.

lame guy : i am a game tester i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : wwwwhhhhhaaattttt...!$???....so what games u r working on ...?

lame guy : i am testing modern warfare 2 and mgs5 in different shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by game tester July 18, 2009

Taste-tester

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.

I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 21, 2009