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mattress tester

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
by dickmagee November 19, 2014
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The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.
Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.
by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018
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finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester
After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.
by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007
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game tester

just like a normal software tester game testers play to test the game to see if there is any bug in the game or not...

a guy who gets money for playing and testing games which r not even released
crazy gamer : hey yo what do u do u lazy boring human...go get a life man.

lame guy : i am a game tester i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : wwwwhhhhhaaattttt...!$???....so what games u r working on ...?

lame guy : i am testing modern warfare 2 and mgs5 in different shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)
by game tester July 19, 2009
mugGet the game testermug.

Taste-tester

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.
I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013
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Beta Tester

A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.
Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.
by BiDracula February 11, 2021
mugGet the Beta Testermug.

Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.
by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020
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